Adolescent Egocentrism

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Menstruation

Thursday, 6 December 2012 || 21:12

Hi guys, im back again

So today, im going to talk about menstruation. Yes CRAMPS. I'm having cramps right now, which makes it a good time to talk about this topic. HA HA. I hate how some of the girls feel nothing and absolutely normal and painless during their period. It's just so UNFAIR. Why do i have cramps? WHYWHYWHY. I don't mind the blood flowing if it's painless but sadly, it's causing me great pain. ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN days of the whole thing. GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND US. They might just be saying, how pain would that be uh.

I tell myself this everytime. No big deal, just have to get used to it.

But girls being on their period is a big deal. We have mood swings and everything. Being happy then being mad then being upset and then being high and such. Guys just don't understand us, instead they would be like, why is she like that. why is she being like this. she's sucha bitch. NO? It's so unfair so guys doesn't get menses like us. Even though it's more painful getting hit in the nuts but if they protect it, they won't feel pain right? Not like us. Every month, it would be there to visit us.

Girls being girls on their period. FML, FUCK THIS SHIT, FUCK THAT. FUCK EVERYTHING. I hate you. I love you. I'm so cute. I'm killing you. I'm so awesome. I'm not talking to you. Leave me alone. Go away. Come and hug me. Or not. Or yea. Or no. Or ya. GIRLS are so unpredictable during menses. But, guys, you all have to be understanding. Wait till you experience menses, cramps and such. You won't be the one talking big now.

Ok, the next picture is gonna be a lil gross. But girls will get what i mean.

Guys will never understand the pain and satisfactory of the message expressed by this picture. Because, you guys just won't understand. ;) Cramps are really a killer. Having cramps when you're planning to start studying or going out are so annoying because it's sucha mood killer. All you want is the pain to stop and get on with your day. But your uterus says NO. Motherfucking Uterus which comes every month like it owns the place.

Another great topic of MENSTRUATION. P M S.

Guys ALWAYS say this whenever our mood is bad. Even if we're not on period. It's so commonly used that PMS are now used to describe guys. MAINSTREAM BABY¬ We have PMS during period and it's normal ok. PMS PMS PMS, every girl experiences PMS. This word is so mainstream that i hear it every few days to describe people even guys because of them flaring up for no great reason. More for teachers and bitches. HA HA. facts.

To all girls, remember the first time we got our periods? Probably during upper primary and lower secondary levels. The first time. You probably know nothing about it but why is there blood. You freaking out and being scared all this. Exception to those girls who are all prepared to welcome the first time of their menstruation cycle. These girls might always bring a pad in their bags everyday just in case their first time comes unexpectedly. Their parents might have given them a lesson on menstruation cycle already. Or the school? But, me. Even though the school had given talks and such, i don't really bother to have a pad inside my bag to prepare for the first time. I'm so lazy but i couldn't bring pad everyday to school right. What if my period doesn't starts till years later? Or what if my pad expires? I'm so ignorant those days. Does pads ever expires? Luckily mine comes during the holidays. ^^ I remembered the feeling. I woke up and felt... BLOOD. And this might be gross because there are stains on my sheets. I was........ dumbfounded. I called for my mama and she gave me a pad and asked me to wear it. Not knowing what just happened, i went inside the toilet and opened a pad. FOR THE FIRST TIME. It was so not what i expected to be. But, i'm smart enough to know the right way to put it on. Even though it's my mum, i felt embarrassed. However at the same time, i thought, what if. WHAT IF IT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL. It could be worst. Then... i recalled. My friend, she had her first time in school. She went to the toilet and stayed there for awhile. When our teacher noticed her absence. LIKE FINALLY, he or she, i forgot the teacher's gender, sent a girl to the toilet to check on her. Then the girl came back and she sort of whispered to the teacher, MENSTRUATION. Why did i knew it was menstruation. BECAUSE her whisper was so SOFT that everybody in the class practically heard it. Not really everybody in the class but the front people. And the message started passing and eventually, the class knew it. I feel so sad for her because she was mocked at. And i heaved a sigh of relief because my period doesn't happen in class. Ok, enough of my boring stories.

CRAMPS PMS MENSES, they all sucked and girls during period, they would wished they never exist. It's a big deal yes it is. Although some girls doesn't feel pain like so UNFAIR-LY, they still bled. So respect girls during their periods or they'll bite. And every start of the period, we wished for the end to come. PERIOD IS SOOO ANNOYING and we have to live in fear of over flowing and staining to seats and such. And also, it's disgusting and EW.

MAYBE? Distracting us so that i can have my fun? NO. NO! The pain stays there. LikeABOSS with a cup of vodka. AND TO MY UTERUS,

Alright this shall conclude my end of the post. BYE.

NO WAIT. A picture up!